I hope my sex life is as exciting as the sex scene from Showgirls….

crazyassblackgirlgifs:

When he asks you if you’re close, whisper in his ear “bitch I might be.”

a-cubism-dream:

When your partner nears climax, put a piece of gum in their mouth and say “This is how it feels to chew five gum”

(Source: tornskyline)

infatuated-i-am:

When you’re riding him , yell out “Yip Yip”.

(Source: aint-no-wifey, via wearetheeast)